Tuesday, June 22, 2010

What makes you Quiver?


"No I'm not afraid of sharks!" This being my repetitive, but firm answer to the continues question " You surf? Aren't you afraid of sharks?!" Please! When you're out surfing 10-15ft., you don't need to worry about sharks, you need to worry about the waves that are coming at you, or should I say coming FOR YOU!

If you know me, you know that I am first and foremost a surfer. Upon catching my first waves in Santa Cruz as a body surfer, I quickly evolved from body, to boogy board, then finally into a full fledged surfing animal! I've only been surfing for about 5 years, which in the surfing community is small, but consider this. I would surf 4-5 days a week, all averaging 3 hours sessions. Thats 60 hours a month I'm out there paddling my heart out! In this time I've had my share of tubes, wipe-outs, shark encounters, jellyfish encounters, Asshole encounters, and there's even been a few times where I thought I was going to drown! I've only had 3 boards in my Quiver, 2 of which are pictured above. Ive surfed in Santa Cruz, Pacifica, San Francisco, Santa Barbara, San Diego, Hawaii, and almost in New York and Florida if it wasn't for the damn waves being flat!

Flatness, the Surfer's enemy! Surfers need waves! We get sooooo depressed! Laird Hamilton puts it best " It's like if you were a dragon slayer, and there were just no more dragons to slay!" It always happens, typically in summer time. This is when everybody and their mom decides to rent a surfboard and stand on it in 2 ft. of water and say they went surfing. Um, no! You want to know what a real wave feels like?!

Imagine this: Picture a 10ft. Wave. If you need an example, the average ceiling height in a bedroom is roughly 10 ft. tall. Doesn't seem too big right?! That is until you lay on the floor as if lying on your board. Now look back up to the ceiling. Not so small is it! Now by the time this 10ft. wall of water reaches you, ( which is moving pretty fast mind you!) one of two things are gonna happen. Your either gonna haul ass and paddle into this wave, or your gonna eat shit and get chucked forward like a sock in a washing machine! If this isnt your first BBQ, then your gonna be a bad ass and carve that wave ( like yours truly of course!), but if it is, then your in for one hell of a ride. In the worst case scenario ( which seems to happen all the time when your just starting out.) the wave is going to pick you up, throw you forward, come down on you, and drill you to the floor! Finally when you get your senses back, you come to the surface to only find that the next wave behind it is barreling down on your head, and back down to the floor you go! As an example imagine your being held underwater for 10 seconds, you come up, and you have about5 seconds to catch your breath and duck under the next wave. This will happen for about 5 or 6 times before the waves set stops.

Sucks doesn't it! Keep in mind, this is on big sets,and on big days. More people have died because of big waves alone than getting bit by Sharks.

The biggest waves I've surfed I swear were about 20ft., but in actuality was probably 15ft. I don't get to surf as much as I used to, but It's like riding a bike, you never lose it! My good buddy Alvin knows that when it gets Big out there, I get crazy! He's called me a mad man before because of how I charge some of those monsters, but he's no joke himself. But every so often, ( and every surfer knows this!) there will be that freaky set, those rogue waves that just barrel through. THAT my friend, is what makes me quiver!!!!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Miami B****


You really have no idea. Miami= crazy. Granted, I didn't do as much as I think I could have, but I was determined to make it out alive. I wanted to surf, but the waves sucked, and it was pretty damn hard getting into the really nice clubs. But nevermind that, it was fun as hell!

To sum up Miami, I'd say it's an even cross between Hawaii and Vegas. Theres more than enough attractive people walking around, and clubs to check out, just as you would in vegas. It might be even worse, considering the intense heat, meaning less clothes on people. Sexual is an understatement! Nightlife is just stupid ridiculous! Ive never been to a club where there is no line. You just crowd around the bouncers, and they pick who gets to go in. Basically, all the ugly folk and fat folk had to stay out. Unless yo ugot $$$. Then as if thats not enough, you spend your days a the beautiful resorts and pools on the beach, not to mention the breathtaking Ocean view and warm, body pleasing water. You can seriously hop in the water anytime of day, and itll feel good anytime of the day. The GF and I made a drunken trek to the beach at 3am, and enjoyed a little dip, and it was still hella warm, and romantic.....welll as romantic as it could get, we were faaaded.

So when do we sleep? Psh, never. I seriosly had about 3-4 hours of sleep each night. Thats nothing if your sippin on Mojito's all day, and drinkin Hennessey at night. Im surprised I even remember living it up in Miami. But Im reminded all too well when I came home and looked at my bank statement. Club this, Bar that! It was well worth the experience though.

I finally had the chance to spend some serious quality time with the GF, since we hardly see each other. Might have been a bit of a Lilyhog, but hey, were on vacay. Anywho, I wanna cut this short, im still on east coast time, and im tired.

Oh yea, and I caught a shark. Ask me how. haha.