You really have no idea. Miami= crazy. Granted, I didn't do as much as I think I could have, but I was determined to make it out alive. I wanted to surf, but the waves sucked, and it was pretty damn hard getting into the really nice clubs. But nevermind that, it was fun as hell!
To sum up Miami, I'd say it's an even cross between Hawaii and Vegas. Theres more than enough attractive people walking around, and clubs to check out, just as you would in vegas. It might be even worse, considering the intense heat, meaning less clothes on people. Sexual is an understatement! Nightlife is just stupid ridiculous! Ive never been to a club where there is no line. You just crowd around the bouncers, and they pick who gets to go in. Basically, all the ugly folk and fat folk had to stay out. Unless yo ugot $$$. Then as if thats not enough, you spend your days a the beautiful resorts and pools on the beach, not to mention the breathtaking Ocean view and warm, body pleasing water. You can seriously hop in the water anytime of day, and itll feel good anytime of the day. The GF and I made a drunken trek to the beach at 3am, and enjoyed a little dip, and it was still hella warm, and romantic.....welll as romantic as it could get, we were faaaded.
So when do we sleep? Psh, never. I seriosly had about 3-4 hours of sleep each night. Thats nothing if your sippin on Mojito's all day, and drinkin Hennessey at night. Im surprised I even remember living it up in Miami. But Im reminded all too well when I came home and looked at my bank statement. Club this, Bar that! It was well worth the experience though.
I finally had the chance to spend some serious quality time with the GF, since we hardly see each other. Might have been a bit of a Lilyhog, but hey, were on vacay. Anywho, I wanna cut this short, im still on east coast time, and im tired.
Oh yea, and I caught a shark. Ask me how. haha.
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